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queerpong:

HTML actually stands for

How

The fuck does this work

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sweetserendipitatiousness:


adriannahateseverything:

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

I would love to see this develop into something.  Someone please recognize him.

That’s pathetic.

toocooltobehipster:

i’m in my element

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so-personal:

relatable/humor blog if you Don’t smile I will personally cook you a pizza ♡
best-of-funny:

10knotes:

neneleake:
another unrealistic expectation for women 

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g1bby:

t0mlins-0n:

YAY IT’S QUALITY

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emsofmanyfandoms:

andrewducote:

tigerbun:

ifyoureachfortheheavens:

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Lies. Wendy is way prettier than that when she grows up. Trust me.

OH MY GOD THAT ^ Do you realise who that is? He’s the Peter Pan from Disneyland who married Wendy. that’s just really sweet omg.

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do-not-feed-the-animal:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tardisinshire:

starllex:

starllex:

why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER

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hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi

do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS

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sacajaweasvagina:

the first dance at my wedding will be to the hoedown throw down

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