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death-by-lulz:

It’s a metaphor, see

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thepetiteteacup:

who is careless enough to leave their BABY IN THE SUN

castielismycherrypie:

spoken-not-written:

incognito-burrito:

moustache-flavoured-lubricant:

watermelonfucker:

bicorn:

a-skyofdiamonds:

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

 

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

 I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SWITZERLAND

THATS GENEVA YOU CRUMB

YOU CRUMB

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getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

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moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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macaronivevo:

macaronivevo:

I like my men tall, dark, and handsome

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theogblackjesus:

Bruh